The Biographizer Trilogy by D. Harlan Wilson
Author:D. Harlan Wilson [Wilson, D. Harlan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Raw Dog Screaming Press
Published: 2014-04-27T00:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER 36
A unit of insufficiency and insolvency (viz., a writer) said, “There needs to be more literary rockstars. They don’t exist anymore. Where have all the Ernest Hemingways and the Hunter S. Thompsons gone?”
“Hemingway?”
Long pause. Then:
“Hemingway was a whiny bleep. Have you ever read one of his novels? He’s used the word ‘pretty’ in the last sentence of one of them. They’re all about big whining bleeps who can’t get what they want. Hunter S. Thompson wasn’t all that different. He was just more sarcastic. And Thompson’s druglust? And gunlust? Guns are for boy scouts and drugs are for big whining bleeps. How many hours a day do you think these bozos worked out? The legacy of their fitness is deceptive. They have a reputation for being tough guys, hardbodies even, but I assure you, if you pressed a fingertip against their flesh, the imprint of your friction ridges would linger.”
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